hamatokameko (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} hamatokameko) wrote,@ 2008-02-04 02:05:00 |
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| Current mood: |  amused |
| Entry tags: | awesome, chat, lol, sea monkeys, wtf |
Excerpts from a typical conversation with Joshi.
(A few unimportant bits removed here and there for confusion's sake.)
Emo
[09:55 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: god damnit woman i hate you so much
[09:55 PM] *** Auto-response sent to HappyHappyJoshi: Dreaming of monsters...
[09:55 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: ...
[09:55 PM] HamatoKameko: :D
[09:55 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: My caps lock was on
[09:55 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: and I held shift
[09:55 PM] HamatoKameko: haha
[09:55 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: Because I didn't know caps was on
[09:55 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: /wists
[09:56 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: ...
[09:56 PM] HappyHappyJoshi: Fucking hell I can't even suicide right
Biggest Loser
[01:08 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: >:[
[01:08 AM] HamatoKameko: :P
[01:09 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: >:[
[01:09 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: DON'T YOU COLON PEE ME YOUNG LADY. OR PUT UP AN AWAY MESSAGE WHILE I'M TYPING.
[01:09 AM] *** Auto-response sent to HappyHappyJoshi: Dreaming of monsters...
[01:09 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: I'll monster you >:[
The Perfect Response
[01:10 AM] HamatoKameko: You know what annoys me? It's basically impossible to order sea monkey supplies (medicine, etc) online. The official company requires mail orders. I don't use snail mail like. Ever.
[01:10 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: You know what annoys ME?
[01:11 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: SEA MONKEYS *smash*
[01:11 AM] HamatoKameko: ;o;
[01:15 AM] HamatoKameko: I need sea medic my sea monkey tanks have a bacteria growth going on and I want to stop it before it gets bad enough to hurt my babies ;o;
[01:15 AM] HamatoKameko: Stupid snail mail. *sighs and tries to remember where stamps are*
[01:16 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: The post office!
[01:16 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: (I'm helpful)
[01:16 AM] HamatoKameko: ...I meant MY stamps, you ass. XD
[01:17 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: I'M HELPFUL
[01:17 AM] HamatoKameko: *sighs and figures out what to order...*
[01:17 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Supplies!
[01:17 AM] HamatoKameko: One packet Sea-Medic, $3. One packet Sea-Diamonds... $3. One packet Banana Treat... $3.
[01:18 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Watching shrimp play on your windowsill, priceless
When I Grow Up...
[01:21 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: When I have my own place the front door will actually be located in an underwater room.
[01:21 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: PREACH TO ME NOW, JEHOVA
[01:21 AM] HamatoKameko: ...Good luck with that.
[01:21 AM] HamatoKameko: o_O
[01:21 AM] HamatoKameko: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[01:22 AM] HamatoKameko: Best solution ever to Jehovah's Witnesses.
[01:22 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: It'll be great too
[01:22 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: I'll have a front walk and even a porch
[01:22 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: And then just a blank wall
[01:23 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Instead of a doormat I have a water-filled hole
[01:23 AM] HamatoKameko: ...XD
[01:23 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: (In Winter I use the side door)
[01:23 AM] HamatoKameko: Gonna make bringing the groceries home awfully difficult
[01:23 AM] HamatoKameko: Oh okay side door that works.
[01:23 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: XD
[01:23 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Well
[01:23 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Back door
[01:24 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Side doo will be too obvious the WITNESSES will pick up on it
[01:24 AM] HamatoKameko: XD
[01:24 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: For UPS and the like I will supply water-tight bags
[01:24 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: "Just seal 'em up and drop 'em in"
[01:26 AM] HamatoKameko: Naaaah, what you'd want for that is a large Pneumatic Tube System.
[01:27 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Then what the hell is the back door gonna be?
[01:27 AM] HamatoKameko: Put it in the container, stuff bubble wrap around it so it won't get banged about, close the container, and hit the button.
[01:27 AM] HamatoKameko: I mean for the delivery people, silly.
[01:27 AM] HamatoKameko: Not PEOPLE people.
[01:27 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: No, no
[01:27 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: The tubes will be like in Futurama
[01:28 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: And labeled "The Internet"
[01:29 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Actually no the tubes should be used as a way around my EXCEEDINGLY LARGE PROPETY
[01:29 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: 'cause i'd be rich
[01:30 AM] HamatoKameko: But then what will you do with the underground golf-cart roads?
[01:30 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Race tracks
[01:31 AM] HamatoKameko: Ah.
[01:31 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: C'mon Ink use your brain
Evil Plans
[01:32 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: ...Dude!
[01:33 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-B
[01:33 AM] HamatoKameko: ...One floor. For one month.
[01:33 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Oh
[01:33 AM] HamatoKameko: And all the cool buildings are more expensive.
[01:33 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: I didn't realise it was only one floor XD
[01:34 AM] HamatoKameko: OOOOH THERE'S PHOTOS NOW
[01:34 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: There.. always were
[01:34 AM] HamatoKameko: ...All I ever saw was the diagram. XD;
[01:34 AM] HamatoKameko: ...Ahaha http://i2.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/bd/3e/f9
[01:35 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Yep
[01:35 AM] HamatoKameko: God what a fun place to break into that would be
[01:35 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: XD
[01:35 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Let's do it
[01:35 AM] HamatoKameko: They probably have loads of security now. :<
[01:35 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: LET'S DO IT
[01:35 AM] HamatoKameko: I'm all for urban exploration, but I dun wanna go to jail.
[01:35 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: You know we could ask permission, too ;P
[01:36 AM] HamatoKameko: With my nerves I'd end up in the hospital the moment the cops showed up, anyway.
[01:36 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: IT'D BE WORTH A SHOT
[01:36 AM] HamatoKameko: HOLY SHIT PLEASE DON'T ARREST ME IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA *SPASM*
[01:36 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: And that's when the sword gets used
Goodnight, Loon
[02:01 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Okay Ink
[02:01 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Its super fun bed time
[02:01 AM] HamatoKameko: Same here.
[02:01 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: GOOD NIGHT.
[02:01 AM] HamatoKameko: I open. :P
[02:01 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: I off
[02:01 AM] HamatoKameko: And I gotta go to the bank to get change
[02:01 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: :D
[02:02 AM] HamatoKameko: ...well fuck you
[02:02 AM] HamatoKameko: XD
[02:02 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: All the ladies want to <3
[02:02 AM] HamatoKameko: G'night. *hug* Sleep in the manner of your choosing. <3
[02:02 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: *hug* Upsides down!
[02:02 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Upside^
[02:02 AM] HamatoKameko: You'll wake up with a bit of a headache, I'd think.
[02:02 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: Nah
[02:02 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: i am like a bat
[02:02 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: (fruitbat)
[02:03 AM] HamatoKameko: Or Batman in the first movie.
[02:03 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: (Oranges are fucking DELICIOUS)
[02:03 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: ANYWAY GOODB- fucking hell if LOST
[02:03 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: GOODBYE
[02:03 AM] HamatoKameko: XDDDDDDD
[02:03 AM] HamatoKameko: GOODNIGHT
[02:03 AM] HappyHappyJoshi: hell I^
[02:03 AM] *** "HappyHappyJoshi" signed off at Mon Feb 04 02:03:43 2008.
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